Pearl Choate
(Poem)
1907
Texas
Born and raised in Texas
And standing six feet tall
Private Nurse, Pearl Choate
Was the naughtiest nurse of all
She loved those elderly men
With fat wallets in their pants
She married them and killed them
All for big finance
This Amazon with a gun
Only served time for Husband six
She got out on good behavior
And then resumed her tricks
Pearl married once again
To a millionaire of 95
But shortly after they're wedding night
He was no longer alive
For the seven lives Pearl claimed
She didn't once feel sad
But you can bet that
After Pearl, single life
Doesn't look so bad.
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